Vigs Thy girl
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Registration date : 2007-10-08
 |  Subject: Quotes and funny stories.  Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:55 pm | |
| Here we can post funny stories and quotes:
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Such like this one:
"There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun."
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Vigs Thy girl
Admin
Number of posts : 1069
Age : 63
Location : On top of the King Dune in Nature/National park Thy
Job/hobbies : reading, writing, needlework, music, lots of colours, animals
Humor : I\'m a funny girl
Registration date : 2007-10-08
| | Subject: Re: Quotes and funny stories. Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:59 pm | |
| Here is a funny cowboy poetry from Joke-of-the-day. - Quote :
- Buying A Bra -- A Cowboy's Poem...
I ain't much for shopping,
Nor even goin' into town -
Except at cattle-shipping time,
I ain't easily found.But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma.
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "Sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three."
Well, when I done the things I needed,
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked up to the sales clerk -
I didn't hem or haw -
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
From behind I heard some snickers,
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look,
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
Well, I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all,
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well, I finally make my mind up -
Picked a black and lacy one -
I told the lady, "Bag it up,"
And figured I was done
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"A six-and-seven-eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh, yes ma'am! Yeah, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I used to measure with,
I figured it was fair,
But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.
When she finally had it figured,
I gave the gal her pay.
Then I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
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afrodita
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Number of posts : 869
Age : 33
Location : Gondor
Job/hobbies : Writing poetry
Humor : Very good,some people say
Registration date : 2007-10-08
| | Subject: Re: Quotes and funny stories. Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:49 pm | |
| "If I could predict the future, I would know that my friend would refuse my friendship and will leave me. If I could predict the future, it would not be scary to know it, because I would do anything to stop her or just live every happy moment. But it is scary when it comes right from the nothing and you are left there with all the memories. It is not scary to wonder what would be your life without your friend, it is scary to know it". To a very special friend
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